May You Rot In Hell

Dear Car Scratcher,

What did I do that is so evil to you, it makes you come and get to my car?

Did I cut you on the road? I don't remember any near accident since I could remember. My car is only 1 year old, and there is no way I would jeopardized my car to any deformity or destruction. If I don't love other drivers, at least I love my car and I love my life enough to be careful on the road.

Did I park too near to you? if I can come out with the door wide open, that means you can too.

Have I hurt you in any way? Did I say bad thing to you? I am not an angel, so if you think I am wrong, come and say it to me. I am not saying what you do is cowardly, but it shows that you are much nastier and evil than me, in thoughts and in action. Is that what you are trying to convey to me?

You came to my car and scratched it with vengeance. You were that angry huh? How do you feel afterwards? Were you smiling? Were you smirking? Really, I am trying to imagine the expression on your face when you feel triumphant while admiring your work of art. Did you feel a happiness and walk away and on the other hand trying to imagine the expression on my face, when I finally stumble upon the 'discovery of the year'?

I keep asking myself what did I do to deserve this? Is it really my fault? I kept searching for my wrongdoing over this few weeks, but I could not think of any that actually can trigger such a grave act of 'sorrow'.

If any of this does not apply, let me guess, you did it just for fun? I think you are one sick animal, and you should be sent to Pulau Ketam instead of those stray dogs. Those dogs deserved better than you.

Whatever the reason, try read the title back.

Did you get my message?

Good. Because I mean it.